Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think your dad took our porno
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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