too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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