im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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