How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My vagina just recognized that song.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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