I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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