More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.