Ambien. No doubt about it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??