Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.