Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I want to fling myself into the sun
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.