R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
