I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
