if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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