Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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