I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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