I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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