Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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