69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just googled if crying burns calories
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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