So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My vagina just recognized that song.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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