I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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