now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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