why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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