we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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