try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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