Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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