She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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