best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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