what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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