Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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