Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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