You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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