i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
