They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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