My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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