and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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