I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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