can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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