I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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