Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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