Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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