i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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