when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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