Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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