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Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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