Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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