I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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