So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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