I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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