Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think I sprained my soul last night
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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