party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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