Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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