She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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