Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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