Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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