I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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