i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
My cat gives me a boner
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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