Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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