Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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