i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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