The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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