he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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