Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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