I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
